1 00:01:31,733 --> 00:01:34,266 The most improbable event of the 20th century 2 00:01:34,300 --> 00:01:35,666 occurred in Havana, Cuba. 3 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:38,233 The revolutionary victors marched in 4 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:42,233 and the national complexion changed completely. 5 00:01:42,266 --> 00:01:44,266 They had been liberated. 6 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:47,900 The survivors of the old regime escaped as best they could, 7 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:50,733 taking with them only a few meager effects, 8 00:01:50,766 --> 00:01:52,800 Such as the Cuban treasury, 9 00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:55,433 and other art objects. 10 00:01:55,466 --> 00:01:58,600 It wasn't always easy to smuggle the loot out of Cuba, 11 00:01:58,633 --> 00:02:03,700 and so, secret meetings were being held all over the island. 12 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:07,733 This story of robbery, double-crossing and murder 13 00:02:07,766 --> 00:02:12,766 begins with just such a meeting. 14 00:02:36,033 --> 00:02:38,166 Are you Renzo Capetto? 15 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,933 I am. Who are you? 16 00:02:39,966 --> 00:02:44,133 Never mind who I am. It's the mission that counts. 17 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:45,733 Let's get on with it. 18 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:48,000 As an American gambler and gangster 19 00:02:48,033 --> 00:02:50,266 you're above suspicion. 20 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,833 Of course you know that our government has been overthrown. 21 00:02:52,866 --> 00:02:54,233 You know, I heard that. 22 00:02:54,266 --> 00:02:55,666 Shut up. 23 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:58,066 But not for long. We'll be back. 24 00:02:58,100 --> 00:03:01,100 And if you think you're seeing executions now, 25 00:03:01,133 --> 00:03:02,500 Oh, boy. 26 00:03:02,533 --> 00:03:03,866 - Bravo. - Bravissimo. 27 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:05,266 Shut up. 28 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:06,666 But, of course, 29 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:10,000 You know that to finance a great counter-revolution, 30 00:03:10,033 --> 00:03:13,333 It has been necessary for us to, uh... 31 00:03:13,366 --> 00:03:15,000 Steal the Cuban treasury. 32 00:03:15,033 --> 00:03:16,400 Rob? 33 00:03:16,433 --> 00:03:18,033 Shut up. 34 00:03:18,066 --> 00:03:20,233 Let us proceed. 35 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:22,033 You're going to lose your casino, 36 00:03:22,066 --> 00:03:24,300 So you'll be leaving Cuba anyway. 37 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:27,133 You have a big yacht and you can leave any time you wish, 38 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:29,666 Such as immediately. 39 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:32,833 Therefore, I'm going to entrust you a solemn trust. 40 00:03:32,866 --> 00:03:35,866 Here we have one fourth of the Cuban treasure. 41 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:38,433 Your group, General Tostada, 42 00:03:38,466 --> 00:03:40,666 Colonel Cabeza Grande and a squad of men 43 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:42,176 Will proceed to ciudad Turquijo. 44 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:43,742 There you will wait for us to contact you 45 00:03:43,766 --> 00:03:45,133 And relieve you of the money, 46 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:47,066 One fifth of which will be paid to you. 47 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:48,466 Do you understand? 48 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:50,766 I get the whole picture. 49 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:55,800 Now you do the rest. Senores. 50 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:05,100 General Tostada, colonel Cabeza Grande. 51 00:04:05,133 --> 00:04:06,500 Senor Renzo Capetto. 52 00:04:06,533 --> 00:04:10,500 My name's happy Jack Monahan. Glad to meet you gents. 53 00:04:29,333 --> 00:04:30,733 And now... 54 00:04:30,766 --> 00:04:33,033 The gold. 55 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:56,633 You two had better get into the car. 56 00:04:56,666 --> 00:04:59,800 The general doesn't know any English, senor Capetto. 57 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,233 I'll be his translator for you. 58 00:05:02,266 --> 00:05:03,666 - Bueno? - Bueno. 59 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:05,066 Bueno. 60 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:08,933 Now it's time to go. 61 00:05:08,966 --> 00:05:10,566 - Adios. - Adios. 62 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,000 I'll see you later, huh? 63 00:05:12,033 --> 00:05:17,033 So long. 64 00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:18,166 The first move in the great conspiracy had been made. 65 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,766 The Cuban treasury was now in the gentle hands 66 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,733 Of Renzo Capetto, the most trustworthy man 67 00:06:23,766 --> 00:06:26,166 Ever to be deported from Sicily. 68 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,100 They thought they were smart, 69 00:06:28,133 --> 00:06:30,800 But little did they know that I, sparks Moran, 70 00:06:30,833 --> 00:06:32,342 Was an American agent. 71 00:06:32,366 --> 00:06:34,776 Luckily I had been able to work my way into the crew 72 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:39,666 By posing as a notorious gum machine burglar from Chicago. 73 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:42,300 My real name is xk150. 74 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:46,400 Hey, you. Come on down here and help with this. 75 00:06:46,433 --> 00:06:48,766 How did it go, Poopsy? 76 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:51,676 We had a hairy little chase, but we got the stuff. 77 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:53,066 Crazy. 78 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:56,933 Hey, Colonel Grande, you can bring your men aboard. 79 00:06:56,966 --> 00:06:58,933 What happens with all that mob? 80 00:06:58,966 --> 00:07:01,666 I don't know. I thought we'd just have an officer or two, 81 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:05,866 But it looks like we're gonna have a little difficulty. 82 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:10,500 Can you think of a way to remove them and grab that loot? 83 00:07:10,533 --> 00:07:15,533 Cos you're my big, strong, swingin' brains. Mmm! 84 00:07:16,066 --> 00:07:21,066 You're sweet, baby. 85 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,200 HI, sis. 86 00:07:24,233 --> 00:07:26,366 HI, baby doll. 87 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,766 Did they scare you? 88 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,166 - Oh, just a little. - Aw. 89 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,733 All right, boys. Get ready to go. 90 00:07:31,766 --> 00:07:33,466 Pete, take the wheel. 91 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:36,466 Jack, you and, uh... 92 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:38,500 Clarks, uh, Sparks, 93 00:07:38,533 --> 00:07:42,266 Get ready to cast off. 94 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:52,800 Well, well, a beautiful night for sailing. 95 00:07:56,733 --> 00:07:59,300 And so we left Cuba forever, 96 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:01,533 Sailing into the most astounding adventure 97 00:08:01,566 --> 00:08:03,866 To be inflicted upon men. 98 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,600 And what a group we were. 99 00:08:05,633 --> 00:08:08,533 The big cheese was Renzo Capetto, 100 00:08:08,566 --> 00:08:10,933 Alias Capo Rosetto, 101 00:08:10,966 --> 00:08:12,833 Alias Ratto Pazetti, 102 00:08:12,866 --> 00:08:15,066 Alias Zeppo Staccato, 103 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:17,566 Alias Shirley Lamour. 104 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,533 At 15 he served his first stretch 105 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:22,266 For rolling in drunk in the lobby of the Waldorf Astoria, 106 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:25,433 New year's eve, 1934. 107 00:08:25,466 --> 00:08:28,533 In 1940, he was involved in an unsuccessful attempt 108 00:08:28,566 --> 00:08:32,966 To nominate Benito Mussolini for the republican ticket. 109 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:37,433 During the war, he was rejected by the navy, marines and the ss. 110 00:08:37,466 --> 00:08:41,033 Now deported, he has retained his contacts with the syndicate 111 00:08:41,066 --> 00:08:46,066 And is still regarded as a dangerous character. 112 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:50,100 Mary-Belle Monahan, alias Mary Monahan Belle, 113 00:08:50,133 --> 00:08:52,033 Alias Belle Mary Monahan, 114 00:08:52,066 --> 00:08:54,466 Alias Monahan Mary Belle. 115 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:55,866 They say she was a gun moll 116 00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:57,266 Just because Lucky Luciano 117 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:59,533 Gave her a rolls royce every christmas. 118 00:08:59,566 --> 00:09:01,000 And they can't really prove 119 00:09:01,033 --> 00:09:02,876 That she sneaked into the hollywood bowl with a tommy gun 120 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:06,433 And rubbed out a convention of police chiefs in 1956. 121 00:09:06,466 --> 00:09:08,633 All I know is that she got nailed cold 122 00:09:08,666 --> 00:09:12,200 When she was pushing heroin in a laundry room in boystown, 123 00:09:12,233 --> 00:09:15,700 But I'm willing to give anyone the benefit of the doubt, 124 00:09:15,733 --> 00:09:18,800 Especially when she's as crazy-looking as Mary-Belle. 125 00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:21,766 This is happy Jack Monahan, 126 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:25,100 So-called because he developed a muscle spasm in his cheeks 127 00:09:25,133 --> 00:09:28,166 From watching too many Humphrey Bogart pictures. 128 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,566 Happy Jack's record is brief, 129 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,133 His only crimes having been committed 130 00:09:32,166 --> 00:09:34,066 After his sister, Mary-Belle, 131 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:37,000 Talked Renzo into giving him a job. 132 00:09:37,033 --> 00:09:40,233 Up until that time, happy Jack had been a tennis bum, 133 00:09:40,266 --> 00:09:42,109 Sleeping under the bleachers at forest hills 134 00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:45,266 And mooching nickels in the BMT subway. 135 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:46,676 Since taking up with Renzo, 136 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:50,833 He has become a well-known dice loader and murderer. 137 00:09:50,866 --> 00:09:52,666 The most obscure member of the dark quartet... 138 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:57,000 ...Is Pete Peterson Jr., son of Pete Peterson Sr., 139 00:09:57,033 --> 00:09:59,200 Famed vaudeville bird mimic. 140 00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:02,500 Pete Jr. Inherited his father's talent for animal imitations, 141 00:10:02,533 --> 00:10:05,076 But unfortunately blew his brain out of whack 142 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:06,600 While imitiating a whooping crane 143 00:10:06,633 --> 00:10:10,333 At the elks convention picnic in Oshkosh in 1942. 144 00:10:10,366 --> 00:10:14,233 Since then, anyone has been able to convince Pete of anything. 145 00:10:14,266 --> 00:10:18,033 Renzo found him struggling along as a pickpocket at the beach, 146 00:10:18,066 --> 00:10:20,666 And took him with him in his exile. 147 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:23,533 Since then he has been Renzo's faithful servant, 148 00:10:23,566 --> 00:10:26,466 Shining his shoes and rubbing out his enemies. 149 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:27,876 In return Renzo permits him 150 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:31,033 To imitate any animal that comes into his head. 151 00:10:36,466 --> 00:10:37,842 That, for instance, 152 00:10:37,866 --> 00:10:41,666 Was the mating call of the Himalayan yak. 153 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:44,800 There they are, my shipmates. 154 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:46,209 I didn't know where they were taking 155 00:10:46,233 --> 00:10:47,833 Those unsuspecting Cubans, 156 00:10:47,866 --> 00:10:49,500 But I knew they were taking them. 157 00:10:49,533 --> 00:10:51,966 And so, with grim faces we set our helm 158 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,833 Against the perilous future. 159 00:11:01,566 --> 00:11:04,100 Ok. Now, before I begin, 160 00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:06,900 Has anyone anything to say? 161 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,300 Pete? 162 00:11:11,166 --> 00:11:13,433 How about you, Jack? What do you think we should do? 163 00:11:13,466 --> 00:11:14,833 Give up. 164 00:11:14,866 --> 00:11:18,266 Oh, honey. Is that any way for Mary-Belle's big man to talk? 165 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,200 Now, look. 166 00:11:20,233 --> 00:11:22,566 We've got to get rid of at least half of these Cubans 167 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:27,600 Without making the rest of them suspicious. 168 00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:32,133 There used to be a Cuban fisherman 169 00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:34,933 By the name of Hemingway. 170 00:11:34,966 --> 00:11:38,333 He got hooked on a sea monster 171 00:11:38,366 --> 00:11:40,566 In these waters a couple of years ago, 172 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:44,033 And he was dragged for miles, got a lot of publicity. 173 00:11:44,066 --> 00:11:45,800 We're gonna show these boys 174 00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:49,333 The greatest sea monster they ever saw in their lives. 175 00:11:49,366 --> 00:11:52,933 Jack, in my trunk there's some garden rakes 176 00:11:52,966 --> 00:11:54,542 Used for weeding tomatoes. 177 00:11:54,566 --> 00:11:57,766 You get them and sharpen them like scalpels. 178 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:02,633 Pete, you mix up a mess of olive oil and green ink, 179 00:12:02,666 --> 00:12:05,433 And snag some seaweed from over the side. 180 00:12:05,466 --> 00:12:07,233 Now, Jack... 181 00:12:07,266 --> 00:12:08,666 What are you gonna do? 182 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:10,200 Sharpen up the garden rakes. 183 00:12:10,233 --> 00:12:11,600 Good boy. 184 00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:14,133 Pete, how about you? 185 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:19,133 Does he have to do that? 186 00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:24,166 All right, Jack, beat it. 187 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,109 We've had a good life together, haven't we, baby? 188 00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:50,133 Mmm. And you know it, poops. 189 00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:55,333 Winters in Tijuana, summers in Cicero. 190 00:12:55,933 --> 00:12:59,600 Remember that wonderful trip we took to Monte Carlo? 191 00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:02,800 You mean that time we heisted all those $100 chips? 192 00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:05,566 Sure. 193 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:06,976 I'll admit I couldn't 194 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,600 Really hear anything through that door, 195 00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:11,100 But I was sure they were up to no good. 196 00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:14,966 I knew it was up to me to stop them. 197 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:19,866 Now we're off again to parts unknown. 198 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,066 It's like a second honeymoon. 199 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,366 You know something? 200 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,566 We oughta get married. 201 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:30,500 Now, don't be a drag, baby. 202 00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:33,666 How much Jack do you think's in that strongbox? 203 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:36,566 I don't know. There's plenty of Cuban sugar, though. 204 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:41,600 What are we gonna do with all of it? 205 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:45,200 I don't know. 206 00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:50,133 I always wanted to open up a home for the aged hoodlums. 207 00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:55,166 Baby, you got a heart as big as all outdoors. 208 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:07,700 A government agent lives in constant peril. 209 00:14:07,733 --> 00:14:09,900 I devised my undetectable radio set 210 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,933 Using simulated hot dogs for knobs 211 00:14:12,966 --> 00:14:15,500 And tubes inside of dill pickles, 212 00:14:15,533 --> 00:14:20,133 While watching a number of sewer workmen during lunch hour. 213 00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:23,100 It comes in mighty handy, believe you me. 214 00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:28,133 One little slip and I could be headed for Davy Jones' locker. 215 00:14:28,966 --> 00:14:32,033 Hello, Havana, this is agent xk150. 216 00:14:32,066 --> 00:14:34,533 Over. 217 00:14:34,566 --> 00:14:38,366 I'm making my first official report. 218 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:41,433 So far, not too much has happened, 219 00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:43,433 But I'm anticipating. 220 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:46,333 Renzo Capetto and his gang are on board as suspected. 221 00:14:46,366 --> 00:14:48,300 I am with them. 222 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:50,700 I will call you again soon one of these days. 223 00:14:50,733 --> 00:14:55,733 This is agent xk150 signing off. 224 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,100 Hey. What's happening? 225 00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:06,300 Just having a bite. 226 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:13,566 Gee, that looks good. You mind if I join you? 227 00:15:19,733 --> 00:15:24,733 Mmm. 228 00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:32,666 Come to mama. 229 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:38,500 Crazy. 230 00:15:42,366 --> 00:15:44,066 Six is the point. 231 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,466 Good morning. 232 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,033 The general says, 233 00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:55,133 "Good morning, you gorgeous, beautiful creature." 234 00:15:55,166 --> 00:16:00,233 Would you ask the general to remove himself from my presence? 235 00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:02,800 Um... 236 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,866 The general says you're, um... 237 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:21,900 You're a golden angel flower singing. 238 00:16:22,266 --> 00:16:23,600 Would you tell the general that 239 00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:25,700 I feel that he'd be most at home 240 00:16:25,733 --> 00:16:29,900 Barbecuing slowly over a hot spit. 241 00:16:29,933 --> 00:16:34,933 Um... 242 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,233 You must be a glutton for punishment. 243 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:56,033 Oh, now, what do you want? 244 00:16:56,066 --> 00:16:58,100 You're too good for this life. 245 00:16:58,133 --> 00:17:00,533 You're young and you're innocent. 246 00:17:00,566 --> 00:17:05,566 You should get out while the getting is good. 247 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,533 Are you unwell? 248 00:17:08,566 --> 00:17:10,266 The getting is great. 249 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,800 You're a victim of circumstance. 250 00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:16,800 I try. I do try. 251 00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:19,433 You're a crazy, mixed-up kid. 252 00:17:19,466 --> 00:17:22,433 I am perfectly adjusted to my life of crime. 253 00:17:22,466 --> 00:17:24,100 Now, what is your story? 254 00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:26,733 Oh, well, you see I'm beyond help, but you're not, 255 00:17:26,766 --> 00:17:28,709 You could find a clean, young man to marry you. 256 00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:31,100 I haven't got the time. 257 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,500 But I can help you, Mary-Belle. 258 00:17:34,533 --> 00:17:36,633 You can turn blue. 259 00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:38,166 Don't worry, Mary-Belle, 260 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,833 I'll save you. 261 00:17:39,866 --> 00:17:43,100 Or die. 262 00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:48,133 That's a comforting alternative. 263 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:55,709 A secret agent should never sleep, 264 00:17:55,733 --> 00:17:58,633 But there I was, dreaming of mom's apple pie, 265 00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:01,566 While up on deck Renzo and his cut-throats 266 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:06,466 Were taking the first step, killing an innocent Cuban, 267 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,100 And pretending some imaginary monster did it 268 00:18:09,133 --> 00:18:11,866 Just so they would be panicked into changing course, 269 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:16,300 So that Renzo could steer them to his own picked destination. 270 00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:41,166 Pete, wait one minute, then give the alarm. 271 00:18:44,466 --> 00:18:46,666 But what none of us knew 272 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,000 Was that the monster invented by Renzo 273 00:18:49,033 --> 00:18:52,600 Had already been invented by somebody else. 274 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:55,500 By a couple of other monsters, I guess. 275 00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:19,100 Help! P-p-police! Murder! 276 00:19:19,133 --> 00:19:24,133 It's a m-m-monster. 277 00:19:41,266 --> 00:19:42,633 What did he say? 278 00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:44,533 The general says what happened? 279 00:19:44,566 --> 00:19:46,700 The deal, if you'd like to hear it... 280 00:19:46,733 --> 00:19:49,333 Please go ahead. 281 00:19:49,366 --> 00:19:51,266 Well, I don't think it was anything human 282 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:53,100 That killed your soldiers. 283 00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:58,133 I've seen the tracks and the claw wounds on their bodies. 284 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,533 Now, in my studied opinion, 285 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,200 Those soldiers were attacked 286 00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:05,366 By some weird creature from the sea. 287 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:09,366 Came in, did your boys in and vanished again. 288 00:20:12,766 --> 00:20:14,666 What's so funny? 289 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:17,100 A creature? How silly. 290 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:20,833 Did you really think it... 291 00:20:29,766 --> 00:20:31,933 Silencio! 292 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,600 Cue us, colonel. 293 00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:44,966 Well, uh... The general says, uh... 294 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,000 You're right. It is a monster. 295 00:20:53,966 --> 00:20:56,366 The general says these waters are very dangerous, 296 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,200 So we must plot a new course. 297 00:21:10,866 --> 00:21:13,066 Get that? 298 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:16,366 Our brave General Tostada didn't miss an excuse 299 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,166 To blow the trip and change course. 300 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:22,600 You think he's got a gleam in his eye? 301 00:21:22,633 --> 00:21:25,100 Pure gold. 302 00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:28,333 Maybe we won't have to knock them all off. 303 00:21:28,366 --> 00:21:30,333 Oh. 304 00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:31,733 You boys are getting careless. 305 00:21:31,766 --> 00:21:36,766 I told you to kill one, not two. What's up? Can't you count? 306 00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:41,100 Ok, Pete. Take the wheel. 307 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,333 Gee, I thought it was only one. 308 00:21:44,366 --> 00:21:48,600 Well, I can't figure this out. 309 00:21:48,633 --> 00:21:51,366 So we were going somewhere I didn't know, 310 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:55,333 Washington didn't know, Renzo didn't know. 311 00:21:55,366 --> 00:21:57,533 We all had to find out. 312 00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:01,400 Well, gentlemen, I think we ought to make our decision. 313 00:22:01,433 --> 00:22:02,933 Skol. 314 00:22:04,466 --> 00:22:06,100 Thank you, Pete. 315 00:22:06,133 --> 00:22:07,933 Now, has anybody got an idea? 316 00:22:07,966 --> 00:22:10,133 About what? 317 00:22:10,166 --> 00:22:11,733 About where we're going. 318 00:22:11,766 --> 00:22:14,233 I thought it was to ciudad Turquijo we were going. 319 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:17,100 Oh, no. That's been changed. 320 00:22:17,133 --> 00:22:20,100 General Tostada thinks we ought to change course 321 00:22:20,133 --> 00:22:22,800 In order to escape the monster. 322 00:22:24,766 --> 00:22:26,133 Caracas, Venezuela. 323 00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:28,166 No, no, no. I think we ought to go... 324 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,866 Let's go to India. I've always wanted to see a sacred cow. 325 00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:33,676 Actually, I think we ought to go to Cannes. 326 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,300 It really swings this time of the year. 327 00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:36,966 Will you listen? 328 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,966 So strange, my friends, I always had a secret desire, 329 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,600 I always wanted to go to Bali, you know? 330 00:22:42,633 --> 00:22:44,000 Bali? 331 00:22:44,033 --> 00:22:49,033 Bali? Bali! 332 00:22:56,733 --> 00:22:59,033 We are not going to Bali. 333 00:22:59,066 --> 00:23:00,433 Caracas, Venezuela. 334 00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:01,866 No. 335 00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:03,933 Please tell the general that I am convinced 336 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,700 That we ought to go to San Juan, Puerto Rico. 337 00:23:11,733 --> 00:23:16,733 This is agent xk150 calling agent xk120. 338 00:23:18,366 --> 00:23:21,300 Via 190sl. 339 00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:23,333 Come in, Havana. 340 00:23:23,366 --> 00:23:24,942 Now the first thing we've got to think about 341 00:23:24,966 --> 00:23:27,933 Is how to escape this finky monster. 342 00:23:27,966 --> 00:23:29,342 Now, if you take a look at the chart 343 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:30,842 You'll notice there's a lot of deep water 344 00:23:30,866 --> 00:23:32,400 Just north of Puerto Rico, 345 00:23:32,433 --> 00:23:34,800 Too deep for the monster to live in. 346 00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:37,733 Well, how do you know he can't live in deep water? 347 00:23:37,766 --> 00:23:40,233 Because of his feet. 348 00:23:40,266 --> 00:23:42,300 He's a walker and he's got to stay at the bottom, 349 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,066 All right, stupid? 350 00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:46,400 All right, stupid. 351 00:23:46,433 --> 00:23:47,966 Now, when we get to Puerto Rico, 352 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,933 We'll take the strongbox ashore. 353 00:23:49,966 --> 00:23:53,100 As an American, I won't be noticed. 354 00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:55,466 I'll take a plane up to ciudad Trahijo. 355 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,666 Take the box with me. 356 00:23:57,700 --> 00:24:02,033 I can say unequivocally, without the slightest qualm of doubt, 357 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:04,133 That this gang is... 358 00:24:04,166 --> 00:24:07,666 Heading for Bali. 359 00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:09,076 I think the government should watch for us 360 00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:11,133 At the panama canal. 361 00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:12,533 Over. 362 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:17,966 The general says it's all right, we may go to Puerto Rico. 363 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:23,000 But he want kept the strongbox out of sight. 364 00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:26,600 Ok, it's a deal. 365 00:24:38,466 --> 00:24:40,433 I think I smell land. 366 00:24:40,466 --> 00:24:41,866 Are we almost there? 367 00:24:41,900 --> 00:24:46,900 Oh, about six or eight hours. 368 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Another lucky shooter. Four the point. 369 00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:55,600 Four the point. 370 00:24:55,633 --> 00:24:57,966 - You're ravishing. - You're sick. 371 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,933 Listen, I have a plan. 372 00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:01,476 As soon as we get there, 373 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,033 We'll wait for night and when Renzo isn't looking, 374 00:25:04,066 --> 00:25:06,733 We'll jump off and swim for shore 375 00:25:06,766 --> 00:25:10,566 Through shark-infested waters so no one will follow us. 376 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:14,366 Then we'll steal a sailing dinghy and head for Brazil. 377 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,166 How do you like it? 378 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,733 I think it's grand. You oughta do it. 379 00:25:19,766 --> 00:25:21,600 Well, I-I meant you too. 380 00:25:21,633 --> 00:25:26,633 Honey, I wouldn't ride on the same bus with you. 381 00:25:28,766 --> 00:25:31,933 Now, Pete, I want you to listen carefully. 382 00:25:31,966 --> 00:25:35,233 Now, on the north coast of a big island 383 00:25:35,266 --> 00:25:40,266 There's a teeny speck of land called La Isla Del Borracho, 384 00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:43,533 Named after one of Columbus's lieutenants. 385 00:25:43,566 --> 00:25:45,766 It should be deserted by now. 386 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,560 We ought to be able to land there, huh? 387 00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:50,900 Good. 388 00:25:50,933 --> 00:25:54,266 Now, there's a reef around the island 389 00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:58,033 And a very narrow opening which we have to go through. 390 00:25:58,066 --> 00:26:02,033 I am going to run this yacht on the rocks, 391 00:26:02,066 --> 00:26:03,609 Right at the entrance. 392 00:26:03,633 --> 00:26:06,500 Now, during the panic, we'll take the strongbox, 393 00:26:06,533 --> 00:26:09,833 Load it on a skiff and head for shore. 394 00:26:09,866 --> 00:26:13,800 Now, Pete, when we get over 30 feet of water, 395 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:16,433 I'll give you a signal. 396 00:26:16,466 --> 00:26:20,633 And then I want you to capsize the boat. 397 00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:23,600 You understand? 398 00:26:23,633 --> 00:26:27,566 Later, Pete, we'll come back and dive for it. 399 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,966 You understand everything? 400 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,366 S-s-sure. 401 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,809 - Uh, w-w-we hit the rocks... - Yeah. 402 00:26:31,833 --> 00:26:33,800 And lift the box in the skiff, 403 00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:36,033 And then we'll dump it over 30 feet of water, 404 00:26:36,066 --> 00:26:41,200 So we can come back and get it. 405 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:43,533 And that's because it's filled with nitroglycerine. 406 00:26:43,566 --> 00:26:48,566 It shouldn't be on board, anyway. 407 00:26:52,266 --> 00:26:53,866 Isla Borracho. 408 00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:58,900 Look at the reefs. 409 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:05,200 Reefs dead ahead. 410 00:27:11,166 --> 00:27:12,733 We're starting it true. 411 00:27:33,366 --> 00:27:36,000 Baby, I'll save ya. 412 00:27:36,033 --> 00:27:38,233 Remove your hands, sir. 413 00:27:38,266 --> 00:27:40,266 Very well, I won't leave you, I'll never leave you. 414 00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:41,666 We'll drown together. 415 00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:45,133 - You're demented. - My lunchbox. 416 00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:47,500 My, what a short memory. 417 00:27:54,066 --> 00:27:55,642 We're ready to start, but which order? 418 00:27:55,666 --> 00:27:57,033 You two go down 419 00:27:57,066 --> 00:28:02,133 And get the strongbox out of the safe, go on. 420 00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:09,242 It's all right. Be calm, everybody. 421 00:28:09,266 --> 00:28:11,833 The boat's insured. 422 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,966 Everything went according to plan, 423 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:50,000 Renzo's and the monster's. 424 00:28:58,633 --> 00:29:02,066 ♪ Row, row, row your boat gently up the creek ♪ 425 00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:03,800 ♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily 426 00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:08,833 ♪ I'm going to be sick 427 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,366 You know, this reminds me 428 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,766 Of one time on lake Minnetonka. 429 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,066 Louise Schmidt and I were paddling along, 430 00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:25,100 When what do you think happened? 431 00:29:36,266 --> 00:29:38,266 The general says you have the orders 432 00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:40,233 As soon as he can assess the situation. 433 00:29:40,266 --> 00:29:42,800 Well, you can tell el general... 434 00:29:42,833 --> 00:29:47,600 Tell him he shouldn't be giving orders around here. 435 00:29:47,633 --> 00:29:50,566 Now, look, you men have no money and you have no guns, 436 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,133 And you're on U.S. soil. 437 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:55,766 That's all right, I'm on your side. 438 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,900 Pete, I want you to search the island, 439 00:29:57,933 --> 00:30:00,400 See if anybody lives here. Jack. 440 00:30:00,433 --> 00:30:03,766 You take one of the lifeboats and row it ashore. 441 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,033 Take it to San Juan and rent us a fishing boat 442 00:30:06,066 --> 00:30:07,986 And plenty of diving gear. 443 00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:11,066 Uh-huh. Boy. 444 00:30:14,566 --> 00:30:16,000 Oh, colonel. 445 00:30:16,033 --> 00:30:18,933 See if you can get your men to build us a lean-to 446 00:30:18,966 --> 00:30:21,266 Or something to keep the rain off. 447 00:30:50,733 --> 00:30:52,200 Isn't this just great? 448 00:30:52,233 --> 00:30:54,100 Could stay here forever. 449 00:30:54,133 --> 00:30:56,433 That won't be necessary, baby. 450 00:30:56,466 --> 00:30:58,766 Why? 451 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,233 Well, the way I figure it, 452 00:31:00,266 --> 00:31:03,033 These Cubans aren't very much at diving. 453 00:31:03,066 --> 00:31:06,366 But Jack, Pete and I are pretty good spear fishermen. 454 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,066 We'll go down, find the strongbox 455 00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:11,966 And hide it in a hole in the reef. 456 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,066 After that, we'll tell the Cubans that it's no use, 457 00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:17,400 Give up. 458 00:31:17,433 --> 00:31:20,800 It'll be safe there for months, even years, 459 00:31:20,833 --> 00:31:24,000 Until we're ready to come back and get it. 460 00:31:24,033 --> 00:31:25,900 You like it? 461 00:31:25,933 --> 00:31:30,933 Poopsy, sometimes you are so smart you make me sick. 462 00:32:59,966 --> 00:33:05,033 Whoo! Whoo! 463 00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:09,933 Eat. Eat. Is good, is good. 464 00:33:09,966 --> 00:33:11,966 Where did you find her, Pete? 465 00:33:17,866 --> 00:33:20,100 Pete, aren't you gonna introduce me to the lady? 466 00:33:20,133 --> 00:33:23,400 Isn't she beautiful, Renzo? 467 00:33:24,833 --> 00:33:26,266 Very lovely. 468 00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:27,900 Where did you meet? 469 00:33:31,666 --> 00:33:33,066 Oh, no. 470 00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:35,533 That must mean they're in love. 471 00:33:38,733 --> 00:33:41,566 I wish you many happy returns of the day. 472 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,066 Isn't that a ring you're wearing, miss, uh... 473 00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:45,600 Porcina Perez. 474 00:33:45,633 --> 00:33:48,033 It's a wedding ring. 475 00:33:59,266 --> 00:34:00,642 Welcome home, baby doll. 476 00:34:00,666 --> 00:34:02,033 Aloha. 477 00:34:02,066 --> 00:34:03,433 Get the equipment? 478 00:34:03,466 --> 00:34:04,800 Oh, about 20 bottles, 10 regulars, 479 00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:06,273 Masks, spearguns, the works. 480 00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:07,700 Overdid it as usual. 481 00:34:07,733 --> 00:34:10,500 Well, ok, we're gonna start diving this afternoon. 482 00:34:10,533 --> 00:34:13,700 I brought something else home with me too. 483 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,100 Carmelita. I'd like you to meet Renzo Capetto, 484 00:34:21,133 --> 00:34:22,500 My sister Mary-Belle. 485 00:34:22,533 --> 00:34:23,900 Hi. 486 00:34:23,933 --> 00:34:25,433 Mr. Pete Peterson and... 487 00:34:25,466 --> 00:34:27,666 Well, I don't know who the large woman with him is. 488 00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:29,200 Porcina Perez. 489 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:30,600 Hi. 490 00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:32,000 Hello, everybody. 491 00:34:32,033 --> 00:34:34,300 You found this woman in San Juan? 492 00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:36,633 Well, she was living in a sort of sorority house 493 00:34:36,666 --> 00:34:38,066 Down by the docks. 494 00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:40,666 She's awful friendly. 495 00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:42,266 Why don't you come on with me, honey? 496 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:47,300 I'll show you our sorority house. 497 00:34:47,933 --> 00:34:50,033 Senor Capetto, I have the honor to report 498 00:34:50,066 --> 00:34:52,166 That my men will be ready one hour. 499 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,533 Ready for what? 500 00:34:53,566 --> 00:34:55,266 To dive to the strongbox. 501 00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:57,733 You mean your men are divers? 502 00:34:57,766 --> 00:35:00,533 Yes. They are Cuban army frogmen. 503 00:35:00,566 --> 00:35:05,566 Ole. 504 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,300 I had the situation well in hand. 505 00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:12,233 Mary-Belle was weakening as I'm sure you've noticed. 506 00:35:12,266 --> 00:35:14,733 Then she came into my life. 507 00:35:14,766 --> 00:35:16,109 I didn't see her coming, 508 00:35:16,133 --> 00:35:17,800 But somehow I sensed her presence 509 00:35:17,833 --> 00:35:20,833 And knew that my life was changed forever. 510 00:35:20,866 --> 00:35:24,366 Hello. 511 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,333 Hello. Who are you? 512 00:35:27,366 --> 00:35:29,633 Carmelita Rodriguez. 513 00:35:29,666 --> 00:35:33,033 Sparks Moran. 514 00:35:33,066 --> 00:35:34,733 As a trained espionage agent, 515 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:37,100 I could tell that she was attracted to me. 516 00:35:37,133 --> 00:35:38,966 But I wanted Mary-Belle. 517 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,800 And Mary-Belle wanted Renzo. 518 00:35:40,833 --> 00:35:42,966 And Renzo wanted the gold. 519 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,000 Hey! Hey! Hey! 520 00:35:46,033 --> 00:35:48,400 Sparks! Sparks! Idiot. 521 00:35:48,433 --> 00:35:50,133 You keep this thing firm. 522 00:35:50,166 --> 00:35:51,533 Are you all right? 523 00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:55,533 Oh, yes. Oh. 524 00:35:55,566 --> 00:35:57,376 All right. Well, then, let's just keep an eye on him. 525 00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,833 I don't know, but I'm ready. 526 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:26,600 No, no. No, gringos, no. 527 00:36:30,133 --> 00:36:33,033 All right, Pete. 528 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:42,200 Bye. 529 00:36:43,366 --> 00:36:48,366 Good luck, Poopsy. 530 00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:26,800 The search for the strongbox had begun. 531 00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:29,666 But the sea was cluttered up with Cubans 532 00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:34,366 Dispersed by General Tostada to search independently. 533 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,033 All those Cubans alone in the deep. 534 00:37:37,066 --> 00:37:42,066 This was a chance for Renzo to again become the sea monster. 535 00:37:46,266 --> 00:37:51,266 A lonely Cuban had found one of the many wrecks on the bottom. 536 00:37:55,100 --> 00:38:00,166 And Renzo had found the lonely Cuban. 537 00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:30,400 Their attack was cleanly executed. 538 00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:35,166 The victim was dead, the killers delighted, 539 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:36,966 But not satisfied. 540 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:42,000 Renzo must have another quart of latin blood. 541 00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:50,100 We waited, sensing the dangers below... 542 00:38:50,766 --> 00:38:55,766 While the unholy three sought new prey. 543 00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:05,166 It didn't take them long to find it. 544 00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:18,676 What happened? Was he attacked? 545 00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:20,066 No, it was a monster. 546 00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:21,466 What do you mean, a monster? 547 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:22,876 A real, live, honest-to-goodness monster 548 00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:24,266 With claws and everything. 549 00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:26,266 Oh, you're nuts. Totally insane. 550 00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:28,933 Carmelita, it's too dangerous for you here. 551 00:39:28,966 --> 00:39:30,333 Let's run away and live a little. 552 00:39:30,366 --> 00:39:32,333 No, no. I'm in love with sparks. 553 00:39:32,366 --> 00:39:34,433 - Sparks Moran? - Si. 554 00:39:34,466 --> 00:39:36,600 Well, how can you be in love with him? He's an idiot. 555 00:39:36,633 --> 00:39:38,000 You ought to be in love with me. 556 00:39:38,033 --> 00:39:39,433 No, I'm in love with him. 557 00:39:39,466 --> 00:39:43,666 And I don't care if I never see you again. 558 00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:45,966 Oh, if I'd only paid my life insurance premium, 559 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,376 I'd kill myself. 560 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,033 Oh, no, no, no! Don't kill yourself. 561 00:39:50,066 --> 00:39:51,433 But why not? 562 00:39:51,466 --> 00:39:52,866 No, you come with me. 563 00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:54,242 I'll show you. Come with me to the jungle. 564 00:39:54,266 --> 00:39:55,642 You've seen one jungle, you've seen them all. 565 00:39:55,666 --> 00:40:00,666 You come with me, you see in new light. 566 00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:03,333 Hello, Charles. 567 00:40:03,366 --> 00:40:04,733 Oh, senor. 568 00:40:04,766 --> 00:40:06,366 I'm very much afraid of this monster. 569 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,209 Well, why don't you just pack up and go home? 570 00:40:08,233 --> 00:40:11,300 No. I am an officer. 571 00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:14,133 We will not stop until we have the strongbox. 572 00:40:14,166 --> 00:40:17,900 From now on, we'll dive with spearguns. 573 00:40:17,933 --> 00:40:18,933 Crazy. 574 00:40:30,366 --> 00:40:31,733 Mango! 575 00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:35,933 Mango! 576 00:40:38,766 --> 00:40:40,133 Mango! 577 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:02,633 Senor happy Jack, this girl is my daughter. 578 00:41:02,666 --> 00:41:05,000 Her name is Mango. 579 00:41:05,033 --> 00:41:06,400 Mango? 580 00:41:06,433 --> 00:41:07,800 Si. 581 00:41:19,066 --> 00:41:21,666 Ah, I was telling her what that no-gooder Carmelita do to you. 582 00:41:21,700 --> 00:41:24,466 I was telling her to cheer you up. 583 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:28,133 Oh, gee, thanks, Porcina, but it really wasn't necessary. 584 00:41:28,166 --> 00:41:30,200 Oh. You no like Mango? 585 00:41:30,233 --> 00:41:35,233 Oh, yeah, I like her. 586 00:41:41,233 --> 00:41:43,900 She not speak good English, senor. 587 00:41:43,933 --> 00:41:47,133 Oh, I don't think that's gonna matter at all. 588 00:41:47,166 --> 00:41:50,300 Ok. Uh, I'm going back now. 589 00:41:50,333 --> 00:41:54,766 Mr. Pete Peterson Jr., he is waiting for me now. 590 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:59,800 - Adios, Porcina. - Adios. 591 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,366 Are you all right, Porcina? 592 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:45,400 Oh, I'm all right, my hero. 593 00:42:45,433 --> 00:42:48,100 Hey. Where's happy Jack? 594 00:42:48,133 --> 00:42:51,200 Oh. Come on. I take you to them. 595 00:42:51,233 --> 00:42:56,233 - Them? - Yes. 596 00:42:59,133 --> 00:43:02,533 Oh, I don't know what you said, Mango, 597 00:43:02,566 --> 00:43:07,566 But it sure was wonderful. 598 00:43:12,166 --> 00:43:15,066 I feel the same way, Mango. 599 00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:20,100 I never felt like this in my whole life before. 600 00:43:26,033 --> 00:43:27,400 Oh, I know, Mango. 601 00:43:27,433 --> 00:43:32,433 I know. 602 00:43:33,933 --> 00:43:38,933 Why, here comes Pete and Porcina. 603 00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:44,666 HI, Jack. Who's your friend? 604 00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:46,533 This is Mango Perez, Porcina's daughter. 605 00:43:46,566 --> 00:43:49,333 Gee, she's almost as pretty as her mother. 606 00:43:49,366 --> 00:43:50,866 Yeah, she's wonderful. 607 00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:52,766 Yeah, but can she do imitations? 608 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,166 Well, I don't know. 609 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,266 And I don't care because I love her. 610 00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:58,433 Gosh. Are you gonna marry her? 611 00:43:58,466 --> 00:44:00,233 Yeah, well, why not? 612 00:44:00,266 --> 00:44:04,800 Why not? If you marry Mango and I marry Porcina, 613 00:44:04,833 --> 00:44:07,233 I'll be your father. 614 00:44:08,666 --> 00:44:10,009 What kind of a bird call is that? 615 00:44:10,033 --> 00:44:13,266 Oh, we cannot talk here, we cannot talk. 616 00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:17,500 My Meshugana husband, he make big trouble. 617 00:44:17,533 --> 00:44:19,866 Yeah. I just had a fight with him. 618 00:44:19,900 --> 00:44:21,733 You know, Pete, 619 00:44:21,766 --> 00:44:25,200 I'm getting tired of all this running around. 620 00:44:25,233 --> 00:44:27,833 You know what I'd like to do? 621 00:44:27,866 --> 00:44:31,633 I'd like to marry Mango and settle down here. 622 00:44:31,666 --> 00:44:33,800 I could start a tennis club. 623 00:44:33,833 --> 00:44:35,566 They don't have clubs. 624 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,633 They have rackets. 625 00:44:37,666 --> 00:44:39,033 No, you're right. 626 00:44:39,066 --> 00:44:40,466 But you know something, though? 627 00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:43,266 I'd like to do the same thing myself. 628 00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:45,833 Say, why don't we rub them all out? 629 00:44:45,866 --> 00:44:48,466 And this way we can keep the strongbox for ourselves. 630 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:52,166 Oh, yes. Even Mary-Belle? 631 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,633 Oh, gee. I don't know about her. 632 00:44:54,666 --> 00:44:57,200 Well, she is my sister. 633 00:44:57,233 --> 00:44:59,766 Course, we could keep her around to do the housekeeping. 634 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,166 Sure. 635 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,733 And she'll get over losing Renzo. 636 00:45:02,766 --> 00:45:04,133 Sure. 637 00:45:04,166 --> 00:45:05,533 How about it? Is it a deal? 638 00:45:05,566 --> 00:45:06,933 Sure. 639 00:45:06,966 --> 00:45:10,266 Besides, they've been cheating on their income tax anyway. 640 00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:15,500 Mango, she want go swimming. 641 00:45:15,533 --> 00:45:18,333 All right, all right, let's go. 642 00:45:18,366 --> 00:45:20,866 Sparks. Sparks. Where's Pete and the boy? 643 00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:23,433 They know we should be diving this afternoon. 644 00:45:23,466 --> 00:45:25,800 I think they're somewhere in the jungle. 645 00:45:25,833 --> 00:45:27,200 Senor. 646 00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:34,200 What's this? Well, what is this? 647 00:45:34,233 --> 00:45:37,800 This man's wife is playing around with Mr. Pete. 648 00:45:37,833 --> 00:45:39,266 He's very angry. 649 00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:41,780 That's tough. 650 00:45:46,100 --> 00:45:49,133 This man wants to sell you his wife for $50 651 00:45:49,166 --> 00:45:50,533 And a case of rum. 652 00:45:50,566 --> 00:45:52,206 Tell him he's nuts. 653 00:45:58,100 --> 00:46:00,600 Carmelita, will you talk to him? We're busy. 654 00:46:00,633 --> 00:46:05,633 Oh, sure. I will tell him to cut down to 20 for a fifth of gin. 655 00:46:06,133 --> 00:46:11,200 Gin nothing! Who wants to buy his improbable wife? 656 00:46:11,233 --> 00:46:14,633 Come on, General Tostada, let's get going. 657 00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:20,300 Come on. 658 00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:22,433 Uno, dos, tres. 659 00:46:25,266 --> 00:46:26,633 Uno, dos, tres. 660 00:46:26,666 --> 00:46:28,066 Uno. Dos. 661 00:46:28,100 --> 00:46:30,600 Dos. 662 00:46:30,633 --> 00:46:35,633 Tres! 663 00:46:37,166 --> 00:46:38,933 All right, baby. 664 00:46:38,966 --> 00:46:40,833 Listen, you hold these because I can't use them 665 00:46:40,866 --> 00:46:43,266 Without Peter and Jack to help me. 666 00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:48,300 I'll keep 'em warm for you. 667 00:47:01,866 --> 00:47:06,866 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 668 00:47:17,533 --> 00:47:22,533 You're it. You're it. 669 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:39,866 Renzo Capetto had at last found the strongbox. 670 00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:44,900 And the unknown partner had found Renzo Capetto. 671 00:48:18,766 --> 00:48:20,466 Oh! 672 00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:25,500 You're it, you're it, you're it. 673 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:32,633 You're it, you're it. 674 00:49:18,366 --> 00:49:20,400 Oh. Mango! 675 00:49:20,433 --> 00:49:24,633 Mango! 676 00:49:27,433 --> 00:49:28,833 Mango! 677 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:35,600 Mango! 678 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:39,800 Mango! 679 00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:43,966 Mango! 680 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:48,866 Pete, find my daughter! Please. 681 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,466 Mango! Mango! 682 00:49:55,966 --> 00:49:57,366 Mango! 683 00:50:00,166 --> 00:50:05,166 Mango! 684 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:06,933 Why did you have to do it, Renzo? 685 00:50:06,966 --> 00:50:08,333 Why did I have to do what? 686 00:50:08,366 --> 00:50:10,666 Don't play games with me. Why did you kill her? 687 00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:12,076 Jack, I swear I had nothing... 688 00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:13,466 I said don't play games. 689 00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:16,700 We all saw the same five incisions 690 00:50:16,733 --> 00:50:19,400 And those round marks from that stupid plunger. 691 00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:20,833 Why don't you ask Mary-Belle? 692 00:50:20,866 --> 00:50:22,609 I gave her the rakes before I went under. 693 00:50:22,633 --> 00:50:24,609 That won't play. You had two more in your trunks. 694 00:50:24,633 --> 00:50:26,433 Just in case, you said, remember? 695 00:50:26,466 --> 00:50:30,066 Yeah, I remember, but they're still there. 696 00:50:30,100 --> 00:50:32,733 I can't convince him, honey. Maybe you can. 697 00:50:32,766 --> 00:50:34,233 I'm sorry, honey. 698 00:50:34,266 --> 00:50:36,700 I'm afraid I'm going to have to go along with Jack. 699 00:50:36,733 --> 00:50:38,366 You think I did it? 700 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,666 Well, what else can I think? 701 00:50:40,700 --> 00:50:42,466 You made that monster up out of thin air, 702 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:44,266 Now don't try and tell me it's real. 703 00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:45,700 I'm not that stupid. 704 00:50:45,733 --> 00:50:47,133 Well, I am. 705 00:50:47,166 --> 00:50:48,500 I always believed in it. 706 00:50:48,533 --> 00:50:50,300 But it's gotta be real. 707 00:50:50,333 --> 00:50:52,600 Either that or the Cubans are trying to kill us off. 708 00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:54,000 I can't buy that. 709 00:50:54,033 --> 00:50:55,533 I don't care what you buy. 710 00:50:55,566 --> 00:50:57,400 From now on we're going to dive with spears 711 00:50:57,433 --> 00:50:58,866 Like the rest of 'em. 712 00:50:58,900 --> 00:51:00,642 We've got to get rid of the rest of those Cubans 713 00:51:00,666 --> 00:51:01,976 As quickly as possible. 714 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,566 We'll start tomorrow morning with tostada. 715 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:06,966 Jack. 716 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:13,400 Pete. 717 00:51:30,466 --> 00:51:33,033 Possible death notwithstanding, 718 00:51:33,066 --> 00:51:35,000 The courageous general and two of his men 719 00:51:35,033 --> 00:51:38,033 Dove once more into the deadly sea. 720 00:51:38,066 --> 00:51:41,400 But... as usual, they were not alone. 721 00:51:41,433 --> 00:51:46,433 Renzo waited for them to separate. 722 00:51:55,600 --> 00:52:00,666 One poke away and then there were two. 723 00:52:10,100 --> 00:52:13,766 Tostada went all alone into the forbidding void 724 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:18,800 With the killers closing in. 725 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,200 The giant observer stood watching 726 00:52:38,233 --> 00:52:40,400 Over a pathetic bit of cloth, 727 00:52:40,433 --> 00:52:43,466 All that remained of Mango. 728 00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:46,533 At last tostada had found his gold 729 00:52:46,566 --> 00:52:51,566 In his own watery grave. 730 00:53:25,166 --> 00:53:28,100 The general died as all generals should. 731 00:53:28,133 --> 00:53:30,600 His greedy murderers let his body drift away 732 00:53:30,633 --> 00:53:35,633 While they congratulated each other. 733 00:53:39,100 --> 00:53:41,166 Happy Jack found a scrap of a dress 734 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:44,133 And knew what had happened to his beloved. 735 00:53:44,166 --> 00:53:49,166 Suddenly... 736 00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:08,900 Don't touch me! 737 00:54:08,933 --> 00:54:10,333 Oh, honey. 738 00:54:10,366 --> 00:54:11,742 Don't try to talk yourself out of it. 739 00:54:11,766 --> 00:54:13,109 Trying to talk to yourself cool this time. 740 00:54:13,133 --> 00:54:14,533 Baby. 741 00:54:14,566 --> 00:54:16,142 Telling me the Cubans did it, only they were on board. 742 00:54:16,166 --> 00:54:18,400 Now, who was down there with Jack? 743 00:54:18,433 --> 00:54:19,800 No, baby, you gotta believe me. 744 00:54:19,833 --> 00:54:24,833 I'm never going to look at you again! 745 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:30,766 Oh, Ren... Ugh! 746 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,376 Mary-Belle, I saw what he did to ya. 747 00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:33,766 They killed your brother. 748 00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,176 And now you've got to leave, Mary-Belle, 749 00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:36,800 And there's no one to help you but me. 750 00:54:36,833 --> 00:54:39,633 Oh, Mary-Belle, I love you so much I could split. 751 00:54:39,666 --> 00:54:44,666 Just get on! 752 00:54:46,366 --> 00:54:48,000 What do you do to my man? 753 00:54:48,033 --> 00:54:53,033 Oh, shut up! 754 00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:01,066 I'll save you. 755 00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:04,066 It was dusk. 756 00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:09,100 I could tell because the sun was going down. 757 00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,566 You were right, senor, 758 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,100 All my army is finished. 759 00:55:17,133 --> 00:55:19,933 I knew when the general died. 760 00:55:19,966 --> 00:55:23,666 I don't care about the box any more, let the monster keep it. 761 00:55:23,700 --> 00:55:27,100 I don't want him to kill any more of my men. 762 00:55:27,133 --> 00:55:29,300 Neither do I, colonel. 763 00:55:29,333 --> 00:55:32,733 I think we must go to ciudad Turquijo in the morning. 764 00:55:32,766 --> 00:55:34,533 You can go anywhere you like. 765 00:55:34,566 --> 00:55:35,900 I'm going home. 766 00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:37,933 To America? 767 00:55:37,966 --> 00:55:40,600 America. 768 00:55:40,633 --> 00:55:45,000 No, I can't go back there any more. 769 00:55:45,033 --> 00:55:48,333 - Sicily. - Oh. 770 00:55:48,366 --> 00:55:50,533 I've got an uncle there who's been after me for years 771 00:55:50,566 --> 00:55:53,133 To help him stamp grapes. 772 00:55:53,166 --> 00:55:58,166 It's beginning to appeal to me. 773 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,866 Mary-Belle hates me. 774 00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:03,800 I know. 775 00:56:03,833 --> 00:56:06,166 But I love you. 776 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:10,366 Kind of nice having somebody love you. 777 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,933 Why don't you try to love me? 778 00:56:13,966 --> 00:56:16,466 You might like it. 779 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:19,333 I guess I can try. 780 00:56:19,366 --> 00:56:22,400 She pressed her hot latin lips against mine 781 00:56:22,433 --> 00:56:24,566 And I forgot everything but Carmelita. 782 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:29,600 But our silent partner was not going to let me forget. 783 00:56:29,833 --> 00:56:31,200 This was it. 784 00:56:31,233 --> 00:56:32,600 There was but one thing 785 00:56:32,633 --> 00:56:34,009 A responsible, trusted representative 786 00:56:34,033 --> 00:56:35,409 Of the united states government 787 00:56:35,433 --> 00:56:36,809 Could do at a time like this... 788 00:56:36,833 --> 00:56:39,300 Get out of there. 789 00:56:39,333 --> 00:56:40,766 Mary-Belle. 790 00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:42,700 Yes? 791 00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:44,100 Honey. 792 00:56:44,133 --> 00:56:46,833 I'd just like one more chance to explain. 793 00:56:46,866 --> 00:56:49,700 Please. 794 00:56:49,733 --> 00:56:52,166 It's all right, Poopsy. 795 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,566 It doesn't really matter. 796 00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,266 No matter where you go or what you do, 797 00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:59,100 Or who you kill, 798 00:56:59,133 --> 00:57:02,466 I'll love you till the day I die. 799 00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:57,133 Renzo loved Mary-Belle, but he was the skipper 800 00:57:57,166 --> 00:58:02,233 And decided to go down ahead of his ship. 801 00:59:08,466 --> 00:59:11,233 Carmelita, I've never known a girl like you. 802 00:59:11,266 --> 00:59:14,066 You haven't spent your whole life in a monastery? 803 00:59:14,100 --> 00:59:16,266 Carmelita, I love you and I want to marry you, 804 00:59:16,300 --> 00:59:18,200 And take you away from all this. 805 00:59:18,233 --> 00:59:20,600 Mm. That I would like, I think. 806 00:59:20,633 --> 00:59:23,233 Of course we'd have to live on the salary of an American spy, 807 00:59:23,266 --> 00:59:25,600 Which is 41.50 a week. 808 00:59:25,633 --> 00:59:27,000 I don't care. 809 00:59:27,033 --> 00:59:29,333 You are so strong, so intelligent. 810 00:59:29,366 --> 00:59:31,933 You see how you solved the whole case. 811 00:59:31,966 --> 00:59:35,200 You are the smartest in the whole world. 812 00:59:35,233 --> 00:59:37,033 I'm not really as smart as I look, Carmelita, 813 00:59:37,066 --> 00:59:40,633 You see, i-i have to admit that, all that time, 814 00:59:40,666 --> 00:59:42,233 I thought Renzo and the Cubans 815 00:59:42,266 --> 00:59:44,766 Were trying to steal that strongbox, 816 00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:46,542 But I was wrong. 817 00:59:46,566 --> 00:59:48,733 The real killer was the monster. 818 00:59:48,766 --> 00:59:50,266 So what? 819 00:59:50,300 --> 00:59:54,066 You're beautiful. 820 00:59:54,100 --> 00:59:55,833 So I got the girl. 821 00:59:55,866 --> 00:59:58,066 And guess who got the gold.